oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
omfg
(via queenofokay)
Bras only cut off your circulation if you are wearing the wrong size. Also, studies have shown that for women with bigger chests it is beneficial to sleep with a bra on. Plus, coming from a girl with big boobs, it’s just plain uncomfortable without one. I can never tell if the people running that blog are just trolling because of how ridiculous some of it is…
I assure you, I would NEVER troll. I take the internet very seriously.
(via the-blue-power-ranger)
My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
What’s this?
I think it goes in hair.”
(via queenofokay)
